#i am being serious

[samuelartlee]

Forbidden experimenting!

(This is based on a fanfic in AO3 called “in my mouth” btw pls go check it out, its mind boggling)

[zebedeezing]

Shoutout to mentally ill fam out there going through the worst time ever but still stop themselves from saying ‘kys’ even if it’s on the tip of your tongue very often, because they know it’s a wrong thing to say and they have the strength and restraint to hold back just as one would not say a slur

I mean mostly in real life but online too

[theverumproject]

I took this quiz by @callisteios "What would you be the god of" and it was really fun!

Well... I don't have a good relationship with werewolfs and vampires... (One doesn't like garlic bread and the other one... They're a little bit better... But still) So I would absolutley not wanna be either of those. Buuuuut, fucking monsters? Fuck yeah! My current crush is The Boiled One 😍❤️ Really down bad for them! Horrifying monstrosities are the best and most fuckable things everrrrr!

[thunderxino]

am so IN LOVE

[ tap for better quality ]

[jemwolf]

If y'all catch me reblogging stuff, tell me to finish my animation assignments 🥴

[aurora-uwu]

Here me out...

[russian-rowlette]

i need new art of mizuiro so badly. screams and cries and wails and dies

who can i throw money at to draw mizuiro for me

[jasonsbruce]

give me bisexual bruce wayne or perish

[sentientnudist]

So I'm looking for someone to marry, short term nothing too long. Preferably of international persuasion... Ideally they would be tall and financially stable, generous and obsessed with me... A romantic.

I do cook but I don't clean🌻. I'm looking for adventure in this marriage and an established homestead. I will be your most treasured item for the duration... Ask yourself "what would Nanami do for his wife?" Then do that with a sprinkle of Hugh Jackman and the inability to flirt with me everyday...

NOTE! I am a fat woman... There is nothing small about me

Let the online search begin.

Cela niyeke uchuku

[whereisyourfuckingrage]

when everything is blue-black so you gotta pull out the entire self titled album

[literaila]

Just checking in to see how u doinnnn :) i hope

ur good and doing well and everythings going nice and amazing for ya :D

(love ur writing btw 😚)

what up anon. i am doing so so great because i quit my job and can now be down bad for jjk characters RAH

hope you’re doing well too and i’m sorry you had to witness my writing and its curse 😋

[2bluetwo85]

I was just reminded of Pierre lore that I really, really wanted to forget

[blackfeathersflurry]

Hey Seph!

I’m back after a bit, I had some intense days at work recently as a lifeguard. I know that sounds ridiculous, but when it’s full moon weekend the pool opens for free at 9pm… you get a whole pack of sardines. But hey, I’m saving lives and lookin’ hot while doin’ it.

Speaking of hot…………

How’s this summer going for you? Technically it’s the hottest it’s been the whole year or something, but the people in the news always say that world’s burning up. Which sucks, like how you burned down Nibelheim, but uhhhh…

Yeah, that’s the update letter, good to talk again.

-♾️

♾️,

I will honor your asks this one last time and no more. Given that you have been pleasant up until this incident I must grant you my attention.

This was low. I didn't expect you to do that.

I hoped for you to better and I instead found myself disappointed. In the end I had to hold someone back, and the consequences were that we temporarily shut the anonymous asks down. As such, you need to be thoroughly aware of these matters.

Thank you for your time with us. But until your behavior is properly adjusted, I must request that you do not darken our page again.

-Sephiroth Crescent

[strawberryfaced]

it’s Friday and I want to thank the sky

[bisexualgoth]

HELP ME OUT there's a person staying over at my house and I want them to leave. what can i do that's legal and can be plausibly denied on my side. i already make coffee loud as fuck at 6 am and add salt to sugar. what else can i do to make them leave.

[ilguna]

this is my unfriendly reminder to NEVER book bind my fanfiction or i will burn your house down.